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  • Number of visits : 16585
  • Number of comments : 900
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jonny2x4 : Hi my name is Jonny. I live in a cul de sac in the suburbs of California. I may have an inanimate piece of wood for a friend, but I always keep it real. My brand of honesty you wouldn't get from anyone else.

BTW, was she hot?

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jonny2x4's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

#13547239
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8586) - you deserved it (30172)

On 10/22/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

#13520163
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (10914)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML

#13518808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32153) - you deserved it (3941)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36369) - you deserved it (4282)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38996) - you deserved it (5027)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

#13439777
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

#13439777
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I started making love to my wife as soon as the kids were occupied. She just laid there the whole time and never responded, except for a few times to say "Ouch." FML

#13439564
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (9824)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by ahddib - United States (Alabama)

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

#13430333
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36173) - you deserved it (2910)

On 10/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by failure (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

#13415843
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27357) - you deserved it (2923)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13514) - you deserved it (39155)

On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43410) - you deserved it (4645)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29687) - you deserved it (4880)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12386) - you deserved it (55131)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)



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