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About jonny2x4 : Hi my name is Jonny. I live in a cul de sac in the suburbs of California. I may have an inanimate piece of wood for a friend, but I always keep it real. My brand of honesty you wouldn't get from anyone else.

BTW, was she hot?

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Today,ile driving ome, I was so lonely I turnd on my GPS, even toug I knew te way, so it would feel like I ad someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (6023)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . hile at work.. . I got a call . They left a voicemail . It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking an mah mom screaming mah dad's name . I am going to their house 4 supper tonight . FML

#13822873
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31965) - you deserved it (2632)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wishd he likd sushi . He replid, 'I wish you likd anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (38812)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Racaivad A Rastraining Ordar From A Grl I Hava Navar Mat. FML

#13808592
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (3246)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

2DAY I WAS OUTSIDE EATING MY LUNCHHEN AN OLD MAN PULLD HIS PANTS DOWN AND TOOK A DUMP ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO ME. FML

#13805619
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28216) - you deserved it (2591)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

looool Today, my apartment building shut off our water fir a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27647) - you deserved it (3051)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilet were, so trid to do the ( stand and poo. ) Unfortunately, I slippd and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realizd there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (33696)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

today I was taking medicine for mah sinus problems an trying to write an essay . I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on mah keyboard . When I woke up, mah face was wet . I drowned mah laptop in mah drool . FML

#13777166
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (5729)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm - work - by drooooooool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not fir one of mah teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly askd me to connect. There r 5 more months of hockey. real FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24344) - you deserved it (2688)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Yastarday, I was rajactad by a girl whan sha told ma sha is not raady to data!! Wa mat on a dating wabsita!! FML

#13601859
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (4128)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (36672)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (36672)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode!! I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get!!

#13581195
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (5339)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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