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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm - work - by whattalife (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 12:01am - health - by FistFighter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
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