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Today, I recieved a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41811) - you deserved it (2241)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (47319)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MY THERAPIST TOLD ME, ( I'M SORRY, BUT I'M QUALIFIED TO HANDLE YUR LEVEL OF INSTABILITY. ) FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36265) - you deserved it (4337)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I pickd up a hitchhiker. He was well dressd, and seemd trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulld out a gun and stole mah wallet and car. All of this occurrd in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

#18703158
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11339) - you deserved it (79579)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)

Today , I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up , I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. fat FML

#18681564
102 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out mah grlfriend starts fights with me over text cuz apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8974) - you deserved it (35207)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... is Cristmas day. Normally... I'd spend it wit family. However... ma boss decided everyone as to work today... despite te fact tat tere's enoug peopleo want to work to run te place. Apparently it's "farer" if we all ave to do it - except im. FML

#18604012
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today , I was fred from mah job on account of ( sexual harassment ) toward female employees . The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massage when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift , an complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down . mega FML

#18434138
257 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, ma girlfriend dumped me . Her exact words used were "I lyk te idea of you, but I don't lyk you." I still don't know wat tat means . mega FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (3432)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (10317) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom looool fir the last month. fat FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49440) - you deserved it (5603)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today my social anxiaty got so bad tat I'm now afraid to add paopla on Facabook. big fat FML

#17686086
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (6433)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)



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