This member hasn't filled in the description.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (1430)
On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (2097)
On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15081) - you deserved it (4317)
On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44968) - you deserved it (2321)
On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33885) - you deserved it (1911)
On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5874) - you deserved it (36369)
On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11898) - you deserved it (30191)
On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15152) - you deserved it (3069)
On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27670) - you deserved it (5393)
On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17618) - you deserved it (5026)
On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34238) - you deserved it (2507)
On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14997) - you deserved it (3587)
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12309) - you deserved it (24004)
On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland
Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20558) - you deserved it (6110)
On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (1407)
On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
