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Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
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Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#18963505
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On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

#18864007
96 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
141 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
192 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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