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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11958
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About john : I'm a college student, a blogger, website developer and pretty average kid. I've definitely had my fare share of FML moments!

john's page activity

Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 11:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:51am<b>Catiepeeps</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 8:36pm<b>ahnili</b> - the 04/12/2013 at 2:25pm<b>oguztecimer</b> - the 09/28/2011 at 2:46pm<b>shecries_</b> - the 11/17/2009 at 1:53pm<b>jadito</b> - the 11/16/2009 at 7:03pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/15/2009 at 9:41pm<b>marcogiovino</b> - the 11/13/2009 at 6:12pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm<b>crazy_chickxoxo</b> - the 04/29/2009 at 4:33pm<b>snappynet</b> - the 04/22/2009 at 10:15pm<b>scottyz1</b> - the 04/15/2009 at 3:33am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:51pm

john's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

john's favorite FMLs

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

by skeletor / 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

by SmokedSalmon / 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

by cdaniel2 / 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

by EKG / 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (West Virginia) / Health

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

by dynomyte / 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

by bm / 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy