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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84060) - you deserved it (8040)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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192 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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145 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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252 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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435 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then proceded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)



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