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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 200
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About joawesome : OSU rocks!

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Visits<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 03/20/2010 at 2:03am

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94220) - you deserved it (14896)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
65 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83561) - you deserved it (11034)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
63 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (4875)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34928) - you deserved it (6446)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62269) - you deserved it (2935)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)



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