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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)
Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)
Monday 20 May 2013
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