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Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
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I agree, your life sucks (19146) - you deserved it (1724)

On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5172)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5172)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5172)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5172)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28459) - you deserved it (1270)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

#72
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42447) - you deserved it (3034)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

#65
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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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