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Today, I went on looool mah first date in nerely a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises fir the rest of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (2870)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in yur pocket, or are u just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

#5482738
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7964) - you deserved it (46545)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving mah profile. My frst match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me fir all 4 yeres of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

#5466637
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35729) - you deserved it (16022)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was offard a position as a school crossing guard!! I hava a $200,000 dagraa in Economics from a top 20 Univarsity and was offard a position to hold a stop sign and waar a raflactiva vast!! I was tamptd to accapt!! FML

#5465384
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (6285)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:11pm - work - by UnemployedGrad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today It Was Ma Motar's Birtday. My 5 Yaar Old Brotar An 85 Yaar Old Grandma Dacidd To Dacorata Ta Ousa Wit Balloons An A Blow Up "paopla" Tay Found In Ma Room.

#5464922
98 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while brushing mah teeth mah 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing mah teeth with the dog's toothbrush fir two month now. FML

#5464721
66 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 11:01am - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good fir once." I'm a chef. FML

#5448265
90 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by badcook (woman) - United States

I realized tat my coac doesn't close te door an te blinds to perform alf-naked body cecks (to make sure is team is in sape) on anyone else but me. FML

#5424616
123 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 7:28am - misc - by MaKaDa - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Taday I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sizd lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realizd I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, andhen I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

#3739737
144 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I cummed out to mah dad. He called me weak minded an said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I cummed out as a vegetarian. fat FML

#3737947
368 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in mah grade were commenting on mah photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation an they planned a whole social event. On mah photo. I wasn't invited. FML

#3669068
100 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls... laughing her ass off... telling me how wierd my birthmark is. FML

#3442749
295 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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