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Yesterday , I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me , then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later , her boyfriend calls me , yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

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118 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club 4 our 1-year anniversary . FML

#21382971
105 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
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On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

today I hered wat sounded like water against mah window... and I couldn't believe it was raining in looool Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on mah window. FML

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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML

#21379056
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On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
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On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
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On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

#21378402
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On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me though because she's a couple of inches taller an can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. real FML

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:26am - love - by falling short (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML

#21378332
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On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I met the perfect guy. He's sweet , funny , charming , a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as mah father , last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of mah dad. FML

#21378117
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On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I gave mah friend condom since he didn't have any and he was planning on ( getting lucky. ) Little did I know he was planning on ( getting lucky ) with mah sister. big fat FML

#21378013
121 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was sitting in the airport... watching the baggage handler load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it... one bag cummd open and all the clothe spilld out onto the tarmac. The clothe lookd familiar. They were mine. FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by Hm (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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