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Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21203) - you deserved it (1925)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30593) - you deserved it (1998)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (24162)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)



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