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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

by Koda / 05/06/2011 at 12:27am / Health

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

by Koda / 05/06/2011 at 12:27am / Health

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

by boreed / 12/27/2010 at 12:37am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Money

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

by Victoria / 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2010 at 8:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

by anonymous / 06/28/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

by Pip / 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

by Foxy / 01/10/2010 at 12:36pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

by helluvasinger / 11/12/2009 at 6:00am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

by Shower? / 10/19/2009 at 3:26am / Intimacy

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

by navyma / 09/17/2009 at 1:10am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Health