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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

#19340403
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20129) - you deserved it (5489)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15245) - you deserved it (3777)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15529) - you deserved it (3267)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
119 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
24 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26278) - you deserved it (4916)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26278) - you deserved it (4916)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)



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