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  • Town/Country : philadelphia, usa
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 November 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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