About jjessen : Feel free to message me about anything, especially anime. If you want any suggestions about specific genres of anime, you can message me, since I have a wide variety of suggestions.
I am an honest and funny guy who loves anime. I also FUCKING HATE IT when people confuse Hentai and Anime. Here are some series you should watch (the ones with star are my personal favorites):
(Top 5, rest are out of order)
1 Clannad & Clannad After Story
2 Toradora
3 Date A Live
4 Seitokai Yakuindomo
5 MM!
Sword Art Online
Shuffle
Code geass
Star driver
Eureka 7 all *
Tsukaima no zero *
Infinite Stratos
Dragon crisis
DN angel
Full moon
Full metal panic
Casshern sins
To love Ru & Darkness
Maburaho
High school of the dead
Kore wa zombie desk ka & of the dead
Angel beats *
Rosaria&Vampire
Accel world
Shakugan no shana
Mirai nikki *
Phi brain
DearS
Nagasarete airantou
Deadman wonderland
Accel world
Sekirei/pure engagement/ *
Freezing *
Elfen lied *
Highschool DxD
YDI master
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 6:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)
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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -
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