About Jjessen
Feel free to message me about anything, especially anime. If you want any suggestions about specific genres of anime, you can message me, since I have a wide variety of suggestions. I am honestly here mostly just for teh luls. Here are some series you should watch (the ones with star are my personal favorites): (Top 5, rest are out of order) 1 Guilty Crown 2 Clannad & Clannad After Story 3 Toradora 4 Date A Live 5 Seitokai Yakuindomo MM! Hayate no Gotoku * The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat Sword Art Online Shuffle Code geass Star driver Eureka 7 all * Tsukaima no zero * Infinite Stratos Dragon crisis DN angel Full moon * Full metal panic Casshern sins To love Ru & Darkness Maburaho High school of the dead Kore wa zombie desk ka & of the dead Angel beats * Rosaria&Vampire Accel world Shakugan no shana Mirai nikki * Phi brain DearS Nagasarete airantou Deadman wonderland Accel world Sekirei/pure engagement/ * Freezing * Elfen lied
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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

By NOKHAN - / Friday 25 October 2013 17:17 / United States - Durham

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

By IamAflyingCat / Tuesday 22 October 2013 09:12 / United States

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

By ihatethisjob / Friday 27 September 2013 08:18 / United States - Romulus

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

By someone - / Tuesday 17 September 2013 16:38 / United States - San Diego

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest