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About jjessen : Feel free to message me about anything, especially anime. If you want any suggestions about specific genres of anime, you can message me, since I have a wide variety of suggestions.
I am honestly here mostly just for teh luls.
Here are some series you should watch (the ones with star are my personal favorites):
(Top 5, rest are out of order)
1 Guilty Crown
2 Clannad & Clannad After Story
4 Date A Live
5 Seitokai Yakuindomo
Hayate no Gotoku *
The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat
Sword Art Online
Eureka 7 all *
Tsukaima no zero *
Full moon *
Full metal panic
To love Ru & Darkness
High school of the dead
Kore wa zombie desk ka & of the dead
Angel beats *
Shakugan no shana
Mirai nikki *
Sekirei/pure engagement/ *
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Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Friday 2 October 2015