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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3225
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jillytc : Happy, fun-loving, up for anything, country girl(: I love wearing my cowboy hat living in Maine because everyone looks at me funny. It's also great putting it on people and taking pictures when they don't want to :p


P.s. I'm from the United States, idk why my profile insists that I live in Pakistan, but it won't let me change it.

jillytc's page activity

Visits<b>OmgitsJay</b> - 17 hours ago<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 2:32am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 6:02am<b>Jbam1997</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 11:47pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:59am<b>184886837272837</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:04am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 4:03pm<b>nikkibodnarchuk</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 1:55pm<b>neveropenthat</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 12:06am<b>alex1010</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 10:44pm<b>schmuckjon79</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 10:04pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 1:52pm<b>sethr_di</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:40pm<b>RMfml33</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:41am<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:06pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:15am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:35pm<b>CyberStud</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:54pm

Fucked!<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 8:32am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:38am<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:08pm<b>jet223</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 7:35pm<b>ForwardUn2Dawn</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:17am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:34am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 1:54am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:14am<b>hazerdagreek</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:45am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Malcazar</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:56am<b>EmoFluffy</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:01am<b>Regimental_Phan</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:04am<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:37pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:38am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:50pm<b>poncho55</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:15am

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jillytc's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

by LFE / 10/16/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

by Oops / 06/10/2013 at 7:22am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

by anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 12:41am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

by Snurkles McGee / 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

by projectfain / 05/22/2013 at 8:28am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

by stillhave2years / 05/22/2013 at 6:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 5:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

by SadPuppy / 05/22/2013 at 3:14am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 1:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

by pianoplayer / 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

by Time for a haircut / 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous