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About jillytc : Happy, fun-loving, up for anything, country girl(: I love wearing my cowboy hat living in Maine because everyone looks at me funny. It's also great putting it on people and taking pictures when they don't want to :p
P.s. I'm from the United States, idk why my profile insists that I live in Pakistan, but it won't let me change it.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML
Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
Friday 31 July 2015