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jillytc

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jillytc

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jillytcjillytc
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2620
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jillytc : Happy, fun-loving, up for anything, country girl(: I love wearing my cowboy hat living in Maine because everyone looks at me funny. It's also great putting it on people and taking pictures when they don't want to :p


P.s. I'm from the United States, idk why my profile insists that I live in Pakistan, but it won't let me change it.

jillytc's page activity

Visits<b>dman798</b> - 7 hours ago<b>moron011</b> - yesterday at 9:41pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:39am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:52pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:40pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:16pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:29pm<b>whyalliewhy</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:02pm<b>nephilim241</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 8:41pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:38pm<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:37am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:39pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 7:54pm<b>hallootjes</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:44am<b>Malcazar</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:01pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 10:29pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:47pm

Fucked!<b>bps315</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 1:54am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:14am<b>hazerdagreek</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:45am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Malcazar</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:56am<b>EmoFluffy</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:01am<b>Regimental_Phan</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:04am<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:37pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:38am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:50pm<b>poncho55</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:15am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:11pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:59pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:11am<b>Geary519</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 12:34am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:46am<b>Asher_X</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 5:09pm

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jillytc's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45905) - you deserved it (4664)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML

#20925533
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (5654)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

#20922298
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (41200)

On 10/16/2013 at 12:40am - work - by LFE - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

#20921212
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47551) - you deserved it (4415)

On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

#20717146
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44206) - you deserved it (12821)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (65906)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55696) - you deserved it (16891)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (3355)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43739) - you deserved it (2881)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

#20679387
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41584) - you deserved it (3342)

On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (3418)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

#20679293
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43468) - you deserved it (3266)

On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40127) - you deserved it (3616)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44373) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

#20677893
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (6551)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States



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