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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14575
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jiequals3 : “Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft!”

-- Theodore Roosevelt

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Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74832) - you deserved it (5490)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

#5645796
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37404) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22363) - you deserved it (77935)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

#5291155
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (3428)

On 09/16/2009 at 12:19pm - work - by Nakdnathan (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

#5283658
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (3975)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

#5227356
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38221) - you deserved it (3022)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41367) - you deserved it (23252)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

#5220953
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29983) - you deserved it (12179)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45932) - you deserved it (5866)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

#5203249
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9911) - you deserved it (41381)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

#5203249
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9911) - you deserved it (41381)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

#5201463
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41104) - you deserved it (2343)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60543) - you deserved it (13268)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, "Lets pretend you are someone else." FML

#4590136
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52814) - you deserved it (4915)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by somebodyelse (woman) - United States (California)



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