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Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (12196)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10497) - you deserved it (44466)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

#16074801
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41053) - you deserved it (8161)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

#16003860
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (2970)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (3927)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

#16002585
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52501) - you deserved it (5041)

On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (7336)

On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53094) - you deserved it (3980)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

#15999474
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (4706)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:36am - love - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

#15997436
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37778) - you deserved it (3706)

On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34569) - you deserved it (5040)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (4712)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32610) - you deserved it (22929)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (12282)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (5954)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)



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