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  • Number of visits : 1302
  • Number of comments : 252
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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jetsown08's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

#20011112
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16347) - you deserved it (21525)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters from "Will and Grace" have been doing since the show went off the air. FML

#20011081
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6493) - you deserved it (15385)

On 08/09/2012 at 6:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (2486)

On 06/04/2012 at 4:37pm - kids - by obtuse_ballsack (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)



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