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Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (16891)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters from "Will and Grace" have been doing since the show went off the air. FML

#20011081
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4933) - you deserved it (12069)

On 08/09/2012 at 6:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18844) - you deserved it (2074)

On 06/04/2012 at 4:37pm - kids - by obtuse_ballsack (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)



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