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jetsown08
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About jetsown08 : I am son of Asimbala Sakdijev and Boltok The Rapist. I am former husband of Marlian Tulliakbi, who was daughter of Urriana Tulliakbi and Boltok the Rapist. I am from Kucik, which is a town in Tajikistan, located three miles north from the fence of Jewtown.

In beginning, my wife was good, she was strong on plough, her vagine work well, but after 3 years when she was 15, her voice grow deep, she grow hair on chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

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Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11743) - you deserved it (12452)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters from "Will and Grace" have been doing since the show went off the air. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 6:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15887) - you deserved it (1597)

On 06/04/2012 at 4:37pm - kids - by obtuse_ballsack (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)



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