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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attack that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what one of us is alway shaking uncontrollably. FML

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML

#20058325
105 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

today after quite a long work day, I got home to find mah house had been broken into . Everything but mah sleeping boyfriend was gone . FML

#20035898
122 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

#20024681
170 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

TODAY, I ORDERD RAMEN TO GO. I LOOKD AT MY ORDER AN DISCOVERD A COCKROAC. DISGUSTD, I SOWD IT TO TEM, AN TEY APOLOGIZD BY "REPLACING" IT 4 FREE. LATER ON, WILE I WAS ENJOYING TE DELICIOUS FOOD, I ONCE AGAIN DISCOVERD A COCKROAC BURID UNDER ALL TE NOODLES. FML

#20024282
188 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 10:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
200 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, wile on my morning jog, I turnd a corner, an out of nowere, te business end of a bicycle it me straigt in te nuts. As I collapsd, gasping in agony, te guy wo just killd a undrd million of my potential cildren got back on is bike an cycld away witout a word. FML

#20017341
100 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorifid thugs from HR startd a fistfight with mah shift supervisor. I rushd in to break it up, but only succeedd in getting sucker-punchd into next week. FML

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah girlfriend recieved a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it , but she also used mah credit card details fir it. FML

#20014872
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27173) - you deserved it (2704)

On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)



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