About jetsown08 : I am son of Asimbala Sakdijev and Boltok The Rapist. I am former husband of Marlian Tulliakbi, who was daughter of Urriana Tulliakbi and Boltok the Rapist. I am from Kucik, which is a town in Tajikistan, located three miles north from the fence of Jewtown.
In beginning, my wife was good, she was strong on plough, her vagine work well, but after 3 years when she was 15, her voice grow deep, she grow hair on chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attacks that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic, and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what, one of us is always shaking uncontrollably. FML
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On 02/16/2013 at 3:47am - health - by Chuffberry - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)
Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 10:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)
Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by jfc519 (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)
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