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jetpackzach
  • Town/Country : Denver, Colorado, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2370
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jetpackzach : im zach. im 15. play xbox sometimes. play hockey. chill with my friends. in 10th grade. send me a message :D

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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6545) - you deserved it (24264)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7229) - you deserved it (23069)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4227) - you deserved it (20223)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17867) - you deserved it (1349)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version



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