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About jetpackzach : im zach. im 17. play xbox sometimes. play hockey. chill with my friends. in 11th grade. send me a message :D
2 + 2 = vagina
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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Friday 27 November 2015