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jetpackzach

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3285
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jetpackzach : im zach. im 17. play xbox sometimes. play hockey. chill with my friends. in 11th grade. send me a message :D

2 + 2 = vagina

If you didn't get that joke, you don't listen to Jon Lajoie, even though you should.

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jetpackzach's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

by splitzville / 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

by allennn / 03/14/2010 at 10:56am / Love

Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

by jewel87 / 03/12/2010 at 11:39am / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

by steakysteak / 03/12/2010 at 10:06am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

by hannah12345 / 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm / Intimacy