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by Sydney / 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 5:30am / United States (Kansas) / Health
by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 2:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
by meranda_johnson / 12/13/2012 at 3:58am / United States / Health
by fabs1171 / 11/29/2012 at 12:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by keyless / 04/14/2012 at 11:20am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Miscellaneous
by neverhavingkids / 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (California) / Geek
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
by collegegirl90 / 03/09/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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