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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13641
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jessssxo : I'm Jessica.

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Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

#47954
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27842) - you deserved it (45023)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949
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I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (5677)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33663) - you deserved it (4526)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)



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