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jessiemarie1992
  • Town/Country : Ontario California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3477) - you deserved it (20944)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (1511)

On 07/31/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by mac_miller55 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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