About jesse91 : I'm a 22 year old gamer who is also interested in psychology, movies, comics and history.
I'm a big fan of Assassins Creed and Mass Effect, among many others.
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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 1:35am - intimacy - by anon (man) - United States (California)
Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was talking to an art critic at an exhibition. He told me that the artist had no talent and went on to tell me everything wrong with each painting. I'd painted them all. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:12pm - work - by the bad artist - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States
Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
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