About jesse91 : I'm a 22 year old gamer who is also interested in psychology, movies, comics and history.
I'm a big fan of Assassins Creed and Mass Effect, among many others.
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Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by BobbyMalone - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Bitch its me - Korea Republic of (Kyonggi-do)
Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version
Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)
Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version
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