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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML

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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I SAW A SHADY LOOKING PERSON ON THE STREET. AS I WALKD PAST HIM, HE SAID, "HEY, COME HERE." THINKING HE NEEDD SOMETHING, I WENT OVER. HE HANDD ME SEVERAL PICTURES OF WIFE, IN PUBLIC AND AT HOME. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN LIFE. FML

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On 09/26/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ahappypenguin -

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I somehow managd to slam mah trumpet case closd on mah nipple. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today... after my marching band's performance... the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights an I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)



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