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Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML
TODAY, I SAW A SHADY LOOKING PERSON ON THE STREET. AS I WALKD PAST HIM, HE SAID, "HEY, COME HERE." THINKING HE NEEDD SOMETHING, I WENT OVER. HE HANDD ME SEVERAL PICTURES OF WIFE, IN PUBLIC AND AT HOME. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN LIFE. FML
Today... after my marching band's performance... the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights an I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML
Friday 27 March 2015