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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

#20094121
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (1769)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (6602) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

#20089025
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (1731)

On 09/26/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ahappypenguin -

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

#20087243
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15741) - you deserved it (30542)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29433) - you deserved it (9193)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (5208)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31964) - you deserved it (3046)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)



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