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Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I realized my name in French means 'penis'. This wouldn't be as bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
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