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jeniilouise
  • Town/Country : Sheffield, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17414) - you deserved it (7461)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

#5924929 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (18972) - you deserved it (8036)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

#5908509 (329)

I agree, your life sucks (12897) - you deserved it (22210)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (5721) - you deserved it (29438)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (3867)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 (1288)

I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (488574)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66844) - you deserved it (180374)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (10698) - you deserved it (164954)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

#316205 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (13454) - you deserved it (135414)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (7413) - you deserved it (30910)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17143) - you deserved it (1758)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016 (30)

I agree, your life sucks (22223) - you deserved it (1662)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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