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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 October 1978 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (18893)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 3:06pm - money - by dating a fucking psycho (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)



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