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jdizz16

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  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jdizz16 : Just catch me on the PSN.... jdizz-16

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Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45718) - you deserved it (4149)

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