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jdbates1987

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jdbates1987 : I am me and that's all you need to know

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47865) - you deserved it (8628)

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