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About jdbates1987 : I am me and that's all you need to know
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015