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by lolk / 03/10/2013 at 3:41am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML
by firestar772 / 02/11/2013 at 10:48am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
by and she doesn't even give bjs / 02/08/2013 at 7:44pm / Argentina (Distrito Federal) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…