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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1966 (49 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1557
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jbuckets_404 : An afficionado of camping, fishing, hunting, billiards, & tennis! :-)
A little bit of Karaoke, too - lol

Also, I'm a 1000% fluent in taking naps.........

In my spare time, I'm an electronics/ computer/ software engineer :-)

PS A fan of Calvin and Hobbes! :-)

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jbuckets_404's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

by bonsai_girl / 05/31/2015 at 10:19am / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Intimacy

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2015 at 11:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

by candy man / 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

by Jarool / 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

by Sue Ellen / 04/21/2014 at 11:43am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm / Luxembourg / Work