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  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1966 (50 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2833
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jbuckets_404 : An aficionado of camping, fishing, hunting, billiards, & tennis! :-)
A little bit of karaoke, too - lol
Also, I'm a 1000% fluent in taking naps.........
In my spare time, I'm an electronics/ computer/ software engineer :-)
Grew up w/ 4 wonderful (sequential) beagles all named Zip who each lived in a backyard doghouse exactly like Snoopy's (except for the indoor billiards table)! - lol
--John
PS A fan of Calvin and Hobbes, too! :-)

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jbuckets_404's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

by insert pussy pun, hurr durr / 06/29/2016 at 1:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

by hannamacintosh / 06/28/2016 at 1:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up catching the kitchen on fire. FML

by nickorion12 / 06/28/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Kansas) / Kids

Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 6:00am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML

by Ted, E. Vic / 05/01/2016 at 1:39am / United States / Money

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

by emi / 04/03/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

by GrandTheftArson / 03/08/2016 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation