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About jbuckets_404 : Nope, I'm not the guy your mother warned you about (having too much fun with); I'm actually 10x BETTER! ;-)
Just hoping that I never have an FML-worthy moment! Or at least one not too terrible to share on-line! ;-)
Happy Holidays everyone! :->
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Friday 28 August 2015