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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1966 (48 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jbuckets_404 : Nope, I'm not the guy your mother warned you about (having too much fun with); I'm actually 10x BETTER! ;-)

Just hoping that I never have an FML-worthy moment! Or at least one not too terrible to share on-line! ;-)

Happy Holidays everyone! :->

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jbuckets_404's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24490) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

#21429316
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28485) - you deserved it (1679)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

#21429134
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (17955)

On 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm - misc - by happycow122 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

#21428964
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26942) - you deserved it (2584)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (4835)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML

#21428876
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (1782)

On 06/20/2015 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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