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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1966 (49 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jbuckets_404 : Nope, I'm not the guy your mother warned you about (having too much fun with); I'm actually 10x BETTER! ;-)

Just hoping that I never have an FML-worthy moment! Or at least one not too terrible to share on-line! ;-)

Happy Holidays everyone! :->

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Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20718) - you deserved it (1369)

On 11/13/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by Anonymousse (man) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (2217)

On 09/30/2015 at 1:26am - love - by Spinster - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25949) - you deserved it (1740)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31320) - you deserved it (2144)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23392) - you deserved it (18872)

On 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm - misc - by happycow122 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27769) - you deserved it (1980)

On 06/20/2015 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (3086)

On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

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