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by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by meohmy / 03/30/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML
by Thatslife / 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Intimacy
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
by gayboii / 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by RachelVanLannen9 / 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
by BadLuckinLove / 07/07/2010 at 6:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
by Cheese4men / 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this… Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the… Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I…