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Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
by Niquesha / 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by purrykitty / 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by gutted / 04/21/2011 at 4:33am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by doomed / 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BerkeleyBiker / 04/19/2011 at 4:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nurseITHINKNOT / 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…