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About jbird1193 : I wanna know who follows me around and puts my whole life on this site. Anyway, message me. I dare you.
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Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)
Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
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Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by partygirl (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)
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