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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 April 1997 (17 years)
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yesterday I cheatd on my math exam. I still faild. FML

#15122545
159 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I looked in mah mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing . I've been trying to grow a garden fir yeres to no avail . Even mah mouse is a better gardener than I am . FML

#15104344
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (9943)

On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I got demoted from my manager's position , only to be replaced by a 21 year oldho has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32625) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I accidentally drank my sister's science project . Her science project consistd of taking a glass of orange juice an putting maggots in it to see if they would live . I thought it was just pulp . FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38622) - you deserved it (22587)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58752) - you deserved it (7012)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58752) - you deserved it (7012)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah 4 year old cousin is staying overnight!! Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep!! FML

#14716778
111 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

TODAY , I WENT TO THE EYE DOCTOR. FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS EVERY TIME I WEAR MY GLASSES I BECOME NAUSEOUS , GET MIGRAINES , AND HAVE THAT "FISH-EYE VIEW" WHERE EVERYTHING IS ROUNDD. TURNS OUT THEY PLACD MY LENSES ON THE WRONG SIDES. FML

#14694956
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26502) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10591) - you deserved it (40159)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I found out everyone in my family thought the rd toothbrush was thers... and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush fir months. FML

#14596150
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (7845)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , while changing my clothes , my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked lyk a zebra. Noticing my shocked face , she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

#14451100
108 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm - kids - by jenabp - United States (Arizona)

I Kept Finding Ants Crawling All Over Face. After Ahile, I Realized That They Were All Coming From Bered. I Have Had A Population Of Ants Living In Bered. Mega FML

#14373972
224 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (9588)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY I'M AT WORK AS A SECURITY GUARD. AT A MORGUE. WHY AM I HERE? FML

#13893197
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27553) - you deserved it (5642)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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