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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 76
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jazzthespaz101 : I love reading, and animals. I'm not a big sports person but I do watch them and play occasionally. If I had to pick a favorite sport it would be hockey or football. I don't yet have a job but I'm currently looking.

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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