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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, my scool andd out te new yerebook. I was so excitd to be on te cover page in a group sot wit all my friends until I realizd tat I was aving a boner at te time te pic was taken. Tese books go out to teole scool. Everyone noticd. FML

#537010
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86624) - you deserved it (18857)

On 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by caughtontape - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool!! I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean!! I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean!! I was in the kiddy pool!! real FML

#516952
84 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to mah uncle's house fir dinner and mah stomach hurt really bad . I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump . Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet . mega FML

#284882
94 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day at work , I was alone in te breakroom wen I got a sligt pain in ma belly. I tougt I needd to pass gas , so I trid since no one else was in tere. It wasn't gas. It was diarrea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

#242337
160 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year cuz he was no longer sexually attracted to me cuz I'm "overwieght," even though I only wiegh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

#214714
259 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness . I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost mah train of thought . My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73054) - you deserved it (15816)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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