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javakrypt
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 335
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

#8180539 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (12563) - you deserved it (2020)

On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

#8176848 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (18871) - you deserved it (1090)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

#8079585 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (3872)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (17387) - you deserved it (9060)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)