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  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jasper218 : I am:
A redhead
A black belt
A Star Wars fangirl
A PokeMon trainer
A tomboy
A retro gamer
A classic rock lover
A computer geek
An anime/manga lover
A bookworm
An artist
An animal lover
And lastly, a student

No, that doesn\'t sum me up, but what more do you want to know?

jasper218's page activity

Visits<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 10/12/2011 at 8:52am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:53pm<b>FaceMyLies</b> - the 02/23/2011 at 11:34am<b>KitKat1998</b> - the 02/19/2011 at 4:40pm<b>danielle25</b> - the 02/16/2011 at 3:55pm<b>bitterlemons</b> - the 02/16/2011 at 12:15pm<b>lxclark</b> - the 01/23/2011 at 11:05am<b>Ur_REmEdy</b> - the 08/28/2010 at 3:50pm<b>Z10</b> - the 06/11/2010 at 12:18am<b>Tikwichka</b> - the 05/05/2010 at 5:34pm<b>shauntaem</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 10:39pm<b>HunnyLove</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 12:19am<b>AltonThomas28</b> - the 04/24/2010 at 11:25pm<b>BlueCinnamon</b> - the 04/24/2010 at 7:26pm<b>redwings27</b> - the 04/19/2010 at 7:23pm<b>Joker99</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 11:23am

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jasper218's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (11400)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46769) - you deserved it (9264)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8118) - you deserved it (47186)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13268) - you deserved it (47362)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24128) - you deserved it (4913)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33379) - you deserved it (3245)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8382) - you deserved it (49371)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (3363)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (702630) - you deserved it (55972)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (597947) - you deserved it (37960)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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