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  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jasper218 : I am:
A redhead
A black belt
A Star Wars fangirl
A PokeMon trainer
A tomboy
A retro gamer
A classic rock lover
A computer geek
An anime/manga lover
A bookworm
An artist
An animal lover
And lastly, a student

No, that doesn\'t sum me up, but what more do you want to know?

jasper218's page activity

Visits<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 10/12/2011 at 8:52am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:53pm<b>FaceMyLies</b> - the 02/23/2011 at 11:34am<b>KitKat1998</b> - the 02/19/2011 at 4:40pm<b>danielle25</b> - the 02/16/2011 at 3:55pm<b>bitterlemons</b> - the 02/16/2011 at 12:15pm<b>lxclark</b> - the 01/23/2011 at 11:05am<b>Ur_REmEdy</b> - the 08/28/2010 at 3:50pm<b>Z10</b> - the 06/11/2010 at 12:18am<b>Tikwichka</b> - the 05/05/2010 at 5:34pm<b>shauntaem</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 10:39pm<b>HunnyLove</b> - the 05/02/2010 at 12:19am<b>AltonThomas28</b> - the 04/24/2010 at 11:25pm<b>BlueCinnamon</b> - the 04/24/2010 at 7:26pm<b>redwings27</b> - the 04/19/2010 at 7:23pm<b>Joker99</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 11:23am

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jasper218's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

by knockedup / 02/13/2011 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

by Username / 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

by shredded / 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous