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Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell down in te streeten a speeding car cucked a ard-boiled egg at ma butt. Wile I waited fir te feeling in ma legs to return, tey came back and trew more. FML

#20958238
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37646) - you deserved it (2798)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:00am - misc - by Eggs (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52454) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

#20832277
94 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party 4 a bunc of eigt year olds. One of tem decided it'd be funny to ave a contest to see wo could make te most bubble wit tere farts. It led to tree kids sitting temselve in te pool, and me aving te dubiou onor of cleaning it up. fat FML

#20823903
99 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I walked to work. I later discovered that mah husband had parked mah car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow mah own car. FML

#20775203
77 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML

#20739340
35 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI . My dad now won't shut up about it saying stuff like "You must be 'pissed'" "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain" an "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics son" allhile making obnoxious finger quotes in the air . mega FML

#20739103
81 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by assholedad (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I was at the arport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband . Thinking that someone might steal them , I picked up her bags and brought them over to her . She thanked me by slapping me , calling me a bitch and calling security . FML

#20735913
85 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold an soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, an rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, an homework were all looool soaked as well. FML

#20722563
64 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 10:40pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

#20721670
237 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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