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Jasilis's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 March 2014 21:31 / United States - Arlington

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

By Eggs - / Friday 15 November 2013 05:00 / United States - Port Richey

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

By snowwhite - / Monday 28 October 2013 04:51 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

By tdrtnlz / Saturday 11 May 2013 06:25 / United Kingdom - Studley
By dancer, not a hooker... / Sunday 5 May 2013 05:01 / Canada - Penticton