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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About japtch : Hey, I'm Simon. I guess I've been on FML for awhile now, so it's about time I do an "About Me."

I'm going to college to build computers. Technology is my life. Gaming, social networking, youtubing, and a little hacking are a few things I enjoy.

ALSO, I hate it when you can't spell. So..

If you wanna know something else, message me? I don't get on the website that often, but when I do, I'll reply.


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Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11900) - you deserved it (42049)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you deserved it (3266)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27696) - you deserved it (7873)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17070) - you deserved it (37780)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

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