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About japtch : Hey, I'm Simon. I guess I've been on FML for awhile now, so it's about time I do an "About Me."
I'm going to college to build computers. Technology is my life. Gaming, social networking, youtubing, and a little hacking are a few things I enjoy.
ALSO, I hate it when you can't spell. So..
If you wanna know something else, message me? I don't get on the website that often, but when I do, I'll reply.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
Friday 2 October 2015